pussyitis

when you’ve gotten so much pussy your incapable of turning gay

Nick fucked so many bitches he’s got pussyitis!

by Monica the OG November 12, 2023

Pussyitis

When you're being a little bitch and skip runs or cut them short.

Type 1 - cutting a run short.

Type 2 - cutting multiple runs short or not running at all.

Type 3 - skipping multiple runs and making excuses

Type 4 - Not running for weeks at a time and being a pussy about it

That dumb ass nigga esteban skipped practice again cause hes 'sick.' His pussyitis has flared up to type 4!

by maplesyrupfootjob69 September 10, 2024

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022

Pussydissis

A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"

When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"

Coleen: Steven! Make me a sammich!

Steven: "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!" proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.

Steve Pussydissis

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by Unclepac September 22, 2012

pussimist

someone who feels they are in a hopeless situation with a girl

John: I dunno man, I don't think she'll ever like me.
Richard: Stop being such a pussimist, bro. She'll come around.

by the capital T truth June 11, 2006

pussitis

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

by pantew May 6, 2006