Pussy Foot tickle 

The act of sticking your foot up a woman's vagina, wiggling it around a little bit, and as a result, tickling your own foot.

P1: "Dude, guess what i did last night!"
P2: "What?"
P1: "I pussy foot tickled that bitch! I almost cried laughing!"

Pussy Foot tickle by nickmacattack March 30, 2010

pussy foot'n 

N. Noun. To escape the current situation, task or subject by inadvertantly partaking in abscent minded activities or conversation as to seem too busy to be bothered with the required task or situation. See procrastination.

You boys quit pussy foot'n 'round and git back to werk before I put my foot up yer ass!

pussy foot'n by Casey Comendant July 23, 2005

Pussy-Foot Thompson

When a person wants to drink or take drugs before a big event but prolonges consumption until the last possible minute.

Tom stop being a Pussy-Foot Thompson and come take this shot cuz we gotta go!

Pussy-Foot Thompson by MisterMoe May 16, 2011

Big Foot Pussy

Pussy that is seen but never caught

Guy 1: "Man, has anyone hit that yet?"

Guy 2: "No way bro, everyones chasing her, but thats one elusive female. She may as well be tall, hairy, and found in the woods somewhere, thats big foot pussy right there."

Big Foot Pussy by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

Foot Pussy 

When a woman puts her feet together to look like a vagina so the man can have sexual pleasures off it

"hunny can you make a foot pussy for me tonight?"

Foot Pussy by phang August 23, 2007

10 Foot Pussy 

An extremely beat vagina that you could double fist.

Jake: Hey man, how's things going with Monica.

Steve: O, I left that stank ho. She had that 10 FOOT PUSSY. I stuck my plasma tv in there and she still wasn't feelin' it.

Jake: I hear that. I was hittin' that back in 1996.

10 Foot Pussy by cocklobster7002 March 17, 2009

foot pussy jackhammer 

Lay your girl on the end of the bed, tell her to bring her legs up and put her feet together in front of her vagina. Grab her thighs insert your penis through her feet and into the vagina and start pumping.

i gave your sister the foot pussy jackhammer last night.

foot pussy jackhammer by Tireshop69 September 15, 2017