Boltzmann pussy syndrome 

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.

“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy”

Boltzmann pussy syndrome by Pilk_man March 11, 2022

Weak Ass Pussy Syndrome 

1. Someone that acts like a pussy all the time.

2. Someone whoms pussy isn't quite enjoyable.

1. person A: Let's go to the mall.
person B: No it's raining outside.
person A: Boy, do you have weak ass pussy syndrome or something!

Weak Ass Pussy Syndrome by Parkzoom November 13, 2019

Massive pussy syndrome 

Massive Pussy Syndrome or MPS.
This is better known as pussyitis.

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Teammate 1 - "Where did Mike go?"

Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"

Massive pussy syndrome by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

Chicken Pussy Syndrome 

When a woman eats chicken, especially Chick-fil-A, and her pussy smells and tastes like chicken. Some even report chicken oozing out of the vagina.

Gross, you're dating her? I heard she has Chicken Pussy Syndrome

"What's the news, doc?"
"I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you have a chronic case of chicken pussy syndrome."

Chicken Pussy Syndrome by Benzzy June 11, 2018

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) 

A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.

Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.

Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.

Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) by Bella Yonder May 25, 2011

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) 

A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.

Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.

Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.

Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) by Bella Yonder June 11, 2011

phat pussy syndrome 

When a girls pussy is so phat that swelling and growth could happen.

Dude i fucked my girl and she has phat pussy syndrome.

phat pussy syndrome by mr.boiohboi December 23, 2020