Purrniture

(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.

Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.

Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.

by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012

purrnayeon

someone who makes every kpop stan happy on tik tok

purrnayeon is good and if you dont stan them whats wrong with you

by woodzmom March 13, 2021

Purrow

1) The sound made by a cat when vocalizing what is somewhere between a purr and a meow.

2) Can be used by humans to respond to questions where the person being asked is unwilling or not knowledgeable enough to answer.

1) "Did that cat just purrow ?"

2) "Did you just eat 12 balls of cookie dough ?" "Purrow..."

by Tom Tac December 4, 2011

Purrcocet

Also spelled as "Purrrcocet". They are a very underrated interdisciplinary artist from Texas. Their art is very unique and has been used in multiple musician's album covers.

Have you seen Purrcocet's new post? Her art is amazing!!!

by angiebabeyyy December 20, 2020

Purriot

The act of Period and Purrr fucking and creating purriot this is word means great but slayyyyyy the best of both worlds purrriot

Kim k - Donald trump has a shrimpy dick nicki minaj - ahhhhhhh purriot

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear January 24, 2022

Rusty Purrbox

(N.) An old, happy cat.

I met the sweetest rusty purrbox at the shelter today.

by bearinblack June 10, 2015

Paxton Purnomo

a not very intelligent dude but is extremely funny and kind he will always be there for you but you will fall in love with him and then he will date your best friend.

Girl: omg Paxton Purnomo is soo hot
Boy: you know he is dating your best friend right?

by The biological gal June 14, 2021