purple monkey doughnut 

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.

That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF

purple monkey doughnut by Sarev sanderlone January 22, 2014

purple monkey dishwasher 

A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".

"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."

purple monkey dishwasher by Overheal June 7, 2009

Purple Monkey Dishwasher 

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

Purple Monkey Dishwasher by fire extinguisher November 1, 2004

purple monkey dishwasher 

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

purple monkey dishwasher by whiskymack July 14, 2004

purple monkey dishwasher 

derived from the simpsons, a term that should now be applied to the end of every game of chinese whispers - broken telephone.

Person 1: "The Sky is blue"

Person 17: "The man eats poo, purple monkey dishwasher"

purple monkey dishwasher by Duke Alec October 25, 2004

purple monkey dishwashers 

Tha little, tiny, microscopic purple monkeys who clean the dishes in your dishwasher. They often have wars with "the yellow fox microwaves" when they interact

Purple monkey dishwashers

purple monkey dishwashers by Rockers will win!!! June 21, 2006

purple monkey dishwasher 

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

purple monkey dishwasher by melissa November 25, 2003