protard

One who acts as both a professional and retard, thus is professionally retarded.

George W. Bush is the ultimate protard.

by winnie1493 January 8, 2009

Protarded

When someone thinks they’re so good at something they could make the competitive scene/ profit off their skills (mostly video games) when in reality they’re literal dog water.

Dude that girl we were playing Valorant with earlier was so protarded, I don’t know how she thinks she is good.

by PoggersGuys August 2, 2021

Purtarded

Brain rot retarded

Mother:Doc, is my son ok
Doctor:No… im sorry to enlighten you with such information but your son is Purtarded
Son: yurr ya heard, straight fart, no heat, just brain rot retarded

by Purhoohoo January 21, 2024