Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

by Arcaros August 1, 2017

Punching rags

Doing it with your underwear on

We didn't want to get naked, so we ended up just punching rags

by Poptart656 August 5, 2017

Punching the Curtain

A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.

Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."

by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

punching the air

The act of pretending to “fight someone” because you’re angry about something.

I bet everyone from Toronto is punching the air after finding out Kawhi is leaving the Raptors.

by Hey What's Up You Guys, Yes! July 19, 2019