A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.

Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."

Punching the Curtain by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010

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Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

Punching a grumpy by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

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punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

punching the hog by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

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punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

punching bean by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

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