by AwesomeEve July 16, 2014
Get the Puma mug.Puma, not a big cat, but actually stands for Possibly the Ugliest Motherfucker Alive. Used to describe both males and females, it is a derogatory term.
by Zach Car August 17, 2007
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Get the Puma mug.by secretivee December 23, 2008
Get the Puma mug.When a woman reaches an age where she is no longer a Baby Panther, yet still prefers gentlemen who are at least 10 years older than her, and not for their money or security.
A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.
A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.
Person A: "Christoph Waltz is so gorgeous!"
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"
Person A: "So? I'm 30!"
Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."
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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"
Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."
Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"
Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."
Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"
Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."
Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"
Person A: "So? I'm 30!"
Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."
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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"
Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."
Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"
Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."
Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"
Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."
Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*
by xx_yummyscrummy_xx October 29, 2010
Get the Puma mug.The inverse cougar, this is an unattractive older woman who goes for younger men in bars. Using feminine wiles and the booze induced bad decision making to their advantage, they prey upon the younger man.
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