Pull a Kevin

The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz.

I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch.

by Hassan Ben Sober May 06, 2011

Pull a Kevin

The phrase "pull a kevin" was officially made by @PanzerAce_HMS mere minutes ago, its defined as dissappearing randomly with or without intent, its origns date back to the United States in the 2000s and was willed into a phrase by the most handsome and legendary robloxian, PanzerAce_HMS

Hey, that guy just pulled a kevin!
Did he just pull a kevin?

by Omnione2775 January 28, 2021

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 17, 2005

To Pull a Kevin

To do anything nasty with or envolving feces.

I just took a deuce in a zip lock bag and pass it off as salsberry steak.

Fuck bro you are such a Kevin

by KMacK November 12, 2003

Pulled a Kevin

To pass out drunk behind a vehicle

Example 1:
Peter: Joe is so drunk passed out behind your car.
Doug: That's awesome, He pulled a Kevin.

by Jrob78 May 08, 2010

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 14, 2009

pulled a Kevin Rose

To create something so brilliant and genius and in turn piss all over it, causing its demise.

Yo man did you hear? G4 bought Tech TV! But they're cancelling all the good shows!?

Whhhhaaaat? Looks like G4 just done pulled a Kevin Rose!

by GuyDanger September 09, 2010