paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

puddleducking

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

by Onebomb October 25, 2020

puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

puddlefuck

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk February 27, 2007

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk December 14, 2008