"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
When someone approaches your car believing that you are their Über driver when you just happened to be in the same area that their apptold them the real driver should be.
Those drunks leaving the bar tried to get in my car because I have a black sedan, but , I had to tell them I was a Phüber.