Beat the Protestant

The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.

Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?

Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.

by Dank Salmon March 23, 2019

protean

versatile like LeBron James

Wow, that guy is so protean!

by ballerbron November 13, 2018

participant of an involuntary personal protein spill

someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.

the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!

by rockin' randall 1973 March 18, 2010

liquid protein diet

Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.

Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

PROTEIN MUFFIN

After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.

After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.

by proteinxxx October 15, 2008

protein spill

Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

Nicole: "Hey Thomas, we've got another protein spill in the third car!"
Patty: "God, if I have to clean up another pound of upchucked popcorn I'm gonna quit!"

by Nicole Joy August 1, 2007

protein shot

A shot of jizz in the mouth.

Sara is a vegan but I keep her on a balanced diet with daily protein shots and hot beef injections.

by Nick D November 3, 2005