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darwin-proof

To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."
by SupaGamer2017 April 21, 2021
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proof of wife

What the President is being pressured for to substantively prove that his wife is anywhere around or in fact even alive.
Despite all this clamoring from the public for proof of wife, people need to remember that Melania’s living her life as she always has: far away from me, the Grabber in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018
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Proofstitute

A person who enjoys high proofed spirits, such as barrell proof, cask strength, full proof varieties of the favorite liquor.
HotButteryRolls from YouTube is a proofstitute
by tonytwotoes January 8, 2021
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burden of proof

Your responsibility to prove or provide evidence for a claim you have made, without being allowed to change the subject or avoid backing up the claim. The sister term to a burden of proof is a red herring (a logical fallacy tantamount to derailing). When someone has the burden of proof and doesn't want to back up their statements, they will usually either commit a blatant red herring and try to sidetrack the conversation or try to shift the burden of proof onto the other person. Since few people can clearly list their beliefs and evidence about global warming, economic models and policies, and cause-and-effect social claims ("legalizing marijuana will make everyone into a drug addict!"), this will remain a major problem for many years to come.
Guy 1: There is indisputable proof that God exists. Guy 2: May I see this proof? Guy 1: No. It is your job to prove that God does not exist. Guy 2: I do not have the burden of proof here. I claimed nothing.

Guy 1: Donald Sterling is a terrible person. He should lose all of his money, his job, and never be seen in the public eye again. Guy 2: Can you defend the claim that he's a terrible person? Guy 1: I know him well, on the basis of hearing a phone conversation of his. All people like him are the same. They are racists and they need to go down! Guy 2: Slow down there. You have a burden of proof to prove that 1) he's a terrible person. 2) you can judge someone enough based on a brief phone call to know they're a terrible person 3) all such people need to go down (whatever that means). Guy 1: I'm not going to discuss this! He's a racist and that's it! Guy 2: Please be a mature adult and respect that to continue this dispute, you must address your own burden of proof.
by Eric Kazinsky May 31, 2014
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Girlfriend-proof

v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof
Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.
by WastingDaylight May 9, 2010
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Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.
Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.
by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010
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parent-proof

v. To hide any objects that you don't want your parents to see. Common objects to be hidden are drugs, porn, and condoms. You can parent-proof just about anything that your parents might see. Similar to girlfriend-proof.
I had to parent-proof my room after I bought the Playboy magazines.
by DaylightWaster May 9, 2010
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