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Pronked

Means good or very, well at least it does in Virginias 11th district.
Would Somebody hand me a Pronk?

Not doing so would be very Pronked

Person A: Youre out of order!

Virginian: Well youre pronk of order!
by Fooliotic May 28, 2008
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pronk

Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."
Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.
by Spud August 5, 2004
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pronk

A portmanteau word describing a style of music played with all the musical and lyrical complexity of progressive rock but with the energy and aggression of punk rock.
We play prog rock in a punk rock way. That makes us a Pronk Rock band"
by laikadog September 19, 2005
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Pronk

Means "good" or "very", at least it does in Virginias 11th district.
Would Somebody hand me a Pronk?

Person A: Youre out of order!

Virginian: Well youre pronk of order!
by Fooliotic May 28, 2008
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Pronk

used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.

to pronk

the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself

first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"

a pronk reply without reading the topic

"PRONK

bloody fascists! vote green!"
by -MaDMAn- May 24, 2009
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Pronk

Vernacular used at Bleacher Nation and in other Disqus supported blogs.

(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
by JusticeBeaver April 21, 2018
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pronk

A joke involving someone else's genitalia.
A little pronk can turn into personal tragedy
by ken dressler August 6, 2003
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