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propeller wedgie

When someone puts a broom in the legholes of your tightywhities and spins the broom around until u have the worst wedgie ever.
My friend gave me a propeller wedgie and spun the broom around 15 times! I thought my balls were going to burst. To add to it, he started to kick me in the balls and he took the broom and hung it so i was hanging by my tighty whities for 7 hours!
by Wedgie fettish July 3, 2006
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Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock

A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
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ProJelly

To be unmistakably jealous of a persons ProModz.com customized gaming controller
"You're so projelly right now..."
"I just ordered a custom, you're gonna be ProJelly in a bit"
by GrooveZoidberg October 26, 2013
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Jelly Propellers

Ladies breasts that uniquely rotate in unison in a variety of situations such as passionate sex, running for departing public transport, vigorous dancing and beginners aerobics classes.
"Did you just see that girl running by?"
"No"
"Pity, she had impressive jelly propellers"
by Azzy6 June 28, 2018
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self propelled sandbag

Derogatory term for Marines or other ground troops.

Sand bags are used to stop bullets. Self propelled sand bags are troops who catch bullets.

Military
That troop of marines is a bunch of self propelled sand bags.
by Elephino May 4, 2004
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Propellergator

A bad-ass cross between a helicopter and an alligator. Eats whatever the fuck it feels like and lives in urban areas.
'Holy shit, a propellergator just ate my Uncle Dave!'
by PropellergatorRawr January 25, 2011
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propeller sex

best done with a taller man and a shorter woman

The man stands facing the womans back, bends his knee's slightly and sticks his dick up her arse.
He then straightens his legs lifting her tiny lil feet off the ground, slightly remeniscent of Wile Coyote just after he's run off the edge off a cliff and is hanging in the air with legs still running.
the man then uses one hand to set the woman spinning on his dick

Note:-
1. Wearing a pilots helmet, making helecopter noises with your mouth and pretend you are back in the 90's playing LHX Attack Chopper on your old Sega Meagdrive is optional but may enhance the experience somewhat.

2. It is strongly adviseable NOT to perform this particular sexual position if you were in the Vietnam war as it may cause flashbacks, leading you to crash your female helicopter in to the sofa, apply camoflage makeup and go live in the bush in the back garden for several weeks before finaly emerging and uttering the phrase "You wasnt there man" to random passers by,

3. You will end up with a brown ring on your thing. in fact, if your a white guy, the end of your penis may actualy end up looking like that of a pakistani man due to the colour change, except considerably longer cuz we all know pakistani's have small dicks, or at the very least, it will look like your penis has a sun-tan
Bertha: Hey, what the fuk? where did you just ram that thing
Olaf : Right up your shitter.we are about to have propeller sex baby !
Bertha: No, wait !!!! i get dizzy easy and.. . . .oh. . .woooo woooo woooo woooo !
by Snarfy June 10, 2009
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