procrastinista

One who takes procrastination to the next level and makes it an art form.

She didn't just leave things to the last minute, she waited until the last millisecond - she was a true procrastinista.

by allabouteve June 2, 2011

Procrastinegg

An egg that one cooks/eats as a means of procrastinating.

Person 1: Are you eating an egg instead of doing school work?
Person 2: Why, yes I am. This is a procrastinegg.

by sexgod47 April 24, 2019