Pretect

Verb to be more awesome than in an activity or to totally own

dude i totally just pretected you

by yo momma yo momma yo October 21, 2009

Prefects

So there is the 5% of prefects, and of course the 95% of prefects.
5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them.
95%:
Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.

Me: *Harmlessly eating while using my phone in the canteen after school to contact my parents
Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen
Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone)
Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point
Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass

Later
Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah
Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR
Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here
Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone
Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk

At night
Bitch: Hi uwu
Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU
Bitch: IKR UWU
All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu'

Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do

Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash

by #IAMOP(account #2) September 27, 2019

prefecturerly

"prefecturely or prefecturerly." it's Derivative from the Words Prefecture and Properly. Meaning, "Why are you talking like you're from here."

a person from California comes to Chicago, then starts talking like the people there. they'll say things like He, went outside, she, goes outside with him. or I ain't even gonna hold you. or, Hold time I new he was finna jack his shit.

You can say, "Why you speaking so prefecturerly?

by PngJustin January 19, 2023

Prefecturely

Prefecturely or Prefecturerly. it's Derivative from the Words Prefecture and Properly. Meaning, "Why are you talking like you're from here."

Example: a person from California comes to Chicago, then starts talking like the people there. they'll say things like He, went outside, she, goes outside with him. or I ain't even gonna hold you. or, Hold time I new he was finna jack his shit.

You can say, "Why you speaking so Prefecturerly/Prefecturely ?

by PngJustin January 19, 2023

second wave prefect

A lowly prefect who only got the gig second time round. They are second-class citizens, and the lowest of the low. Zero rights, and no intelligence. Avoid at all costs

"Ugh, that Riley, he's such a second wave prefect."
"That's such a second wave thin to do."

by Urie_tarded69420 December 9, 2021

Pretective

verb - to be preemptively protective of anything that isn't yours yet.

equivalent to being mad about a "dibs" call going unrespected

alt usage - hoarders unwilling to let go of something, saying it will be useful/valuable in the future

example:

P1: I can't believe Mark's upset about Tammy going out with Jason
P2: I know right? He's so pretective of her when they haven't even talked before

by punchovilla October 14, 2020

head prefect

A man of severe excellence. One who has control over his inferior Prefects.

Hey Jake, you're an excellent Head Prefect!

by AllottM October 21, 2015