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Prescriptibitch

Someone who is militant about correcting grammar mistakes. Evil. Usually has no friends.
Person one: "I ain't got no homework."
Person two: "Uh, actually it should be 'I don't have any homework.'"
Person one: "Dammit, quit being such a Prescriptibitch."
by MissHubris May 7, 2009
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pesco-pollo-tarian

Someone who does not eat mammals.
A: Would you like ham and lamb on your pizza?
B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!
by Sadeanz November 26, 2013
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Preconditulation

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.
I was sitting in class the other day when I felt preconditulation.
by HideYoKidzLadyz May 15, 2014
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John Prescott

Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.

He has failied in everything he has tried to do.

He has several infamous nick-names...

"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!

JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"
by QPWOEIRUTY May 26, 2006
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Prescripted

Adj.

Prescripted comes from Prescribe: Latin, praescribere =

1. to write at the beginning, dictate, order;

2. to lay down a rule : DICTATE;

3. to lay down as a guide, direction, or rule of action : ORDAIN;

4. to specify with authority.

To prescript a relationship, then, is to create a set of rules governing the relationship before the people involved ever get into said relationship. These rules are often set up to define a relationship involving someone who is not even in existence yet and therefore cannot give his or her input into the relationship agreements, such as a married couple deciding the rules for a future extramarital partner before even finding one.

By contrast, a descriptive relationship describes the relationship as it is at the time with input from all involved.
Even though John and Mary haven't met anyone they're interested in yet, they have decided beforehand that anyone they date will be female, in love with them both equally, single, will live no more than 10 miles away, will not call John by the nickname "bunnylips", will not eat with them at their favorite restaurant, and cannot ever listen to the song John and Mary danced to at their wedding while John and/or Mary are in the room with her. When they meet her, these rules are non-negotiable and she has no say in them. They prescripted their relationship.
by Joreth April 9, 2010
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Prešov

a ghetto ass city in eastern slovakia. if you ever go to Prešov, expect a lot of commieblocks (public housing built during communism and socialism)
Dude you just met: Hey bro, where you from?
You: I'm from Prešov, i'm straight outta eastern Slovakia baby!
Dude you just met: *walks away*
by Anonymousmf123 February 4, 2020
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preschool

I just took Joe to preschool and all the kids sneezed on him!
by Zoe Barbara November 4, 2011
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