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Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.
What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.
by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011
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posture

One's pose or stature when walking, standing, or the like.
He had a very strange posture because he hunched over like Mr. Burns.
by Will Latson December 13, 2006
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Polture

Made you google it. Doesn’t mean anything it just sounds like a good username. In my mind it’s just reminds me of chicken pop culture. Because it’s all silly. Like you, wasting time googling this.
What is his username? “Polture” what’s that mean? One second let me google it.
by Clustered Peas October 20, 2018
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Posture check

Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching
Chad: Posture check!
Shrimp: Thank you!
Prawn: Thanks Chad!! <3
by DatAdamBoi May 18, 2023
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Gritter Posture

when your swag is beautiful .
i got on my gritter posture today.
by Ke-lo G March 29, 2011
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Postureo

When everyone is doing the same thing and you do it bc everyone is doing it.
-Give me a cigarette, dude.
Puro (pure) postureo!
by spanishlatingirl December 27, 2014
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Pocture

A girl wants to send pussy pics but sends pictures of actual cats instead
I think I just got poctured.
by Bullier November 5, 2018
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