An extreme energy drink with such side effects as glowing
sweat,
bear-blasting, and
hump-catting. Its the ultimate thirst quencher. Comes in such flavors as manana, fizz bitch,
gun, woman, and doves. It fills you with perposterous amounts of testosterone! PERPOSTERONE! You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running!, football!, Arsin!, Weddings!, and....ART! Power Thirst is crystal meth in a can, its crystal meth in a can. POWER THRIIST IS CRYSTAL METH!!
warning: it may contain Anna Kournikova .