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Power shit

when you conduct business calls and close deals while taking a shit, typically in a public bathroom, so that others can revel in your superior business prowess.
"How was your day, dear?"

"Best day of my life, hun. I wrapped up that multi-billion dollar Johnson deal in one power shit!"
by Will_Work_For_Memes July 5, 2022
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Power Shit

when you really gotta take a crap but you hold it in extra long and when you get to the bathroom your crap is been ready and waiting. normally power shits are quicker than normal dumps.
holy crap iv been holding this crap in sooo long its definitely going to be an epic power shit
by D-Laird420 December 21, 2008
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Power Shit

A simple procedure to maximize shit velocity and efficiency.

Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
Oliver Weeding took the nastiest power shit the other day
by Shit Police February 5, 2020
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shit of power

shit of power is when you shit so much your toilet clogs
by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023
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MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit
when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!
by SexyBeast1 September 6, 2009
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Power Shitter

Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!
Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.

Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
by Power SHIT April 11, 2010
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Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit
Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning
by Therealestog February 4, 2015
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