pound cake

A great dessert that you can eat at anytime of the day. If you do not like pound cake than you don't know what amazing tastes like.

Kid: Want some pound cake?
Other Kid: No.
Kid: Your kidding right?
Other Kid: No, I hate it.
Kid: Die!
(Gunshots fired)

by sonourus almond May 26, 2009

pound cake

Crude reference to the anus, usually indicating its readiness for intercourse.

"After I got done rubbing down brittany I took a feel down stairs and saw that the pound cake was ready."

by Psycho Miko May 14, 2006

pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.

"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

by MidNight The Magnificent December 26, 2009

pound cake

1.)someone who is soft, a straight punk-ass bitch (v.)

2.)Also means Pussy

~you straight pound cake

~Im bout to go bagg that bitches pound cake

by JohnnyTulupz October 14, 2005

Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

by ukulele mig February 18, 2019

Lemon Pound Caked

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

louisiana pound cake

Louisiana pound cake: The act of defecating in the vaginal orifice prior to foot fisting said hole. If 6 or more men are involved it will now be the louisiana pump dump.

Me and the guys gave my ex a louisiana pound cake last night, but it turned in to the pump dump when her dad joined in.

by Walker county goat farm October 30, 2018