Ted: Hey Mario, I just noticed you’re sporting a pretty big
piece of wood there!
What the heck’s going on?
Mario: Well I told you Ted, I’m potsandpansexual. I just went into the kitchen and saw that sexy new
cheese grater that Alice bought for herself, and now I’m rock-hard! Now, if you’ll excuse me for a minute, I’m gonna go take the edge off. I’ll be right back.