shit or get off the pot

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.

Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004

shit or get off the pot

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.

We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"

by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017