Post Up

To post up is to lean against a wall, table, refrigerator, countertop, and in some extreme cases holding on to the ceiling, or any other convenient surface so that you do not fall down after consuming massive amounts of alcohol. Not only does this allow for a misconception of exactly how drunk you are, but it also makes a viable applicant for the next game of beer pong.

Dude 1: "There ya go Verser, post up. Don't let em' know how drunk you are."
Dude 2: "Is Verser posted up on the ceiling? Jesus H. Christ he has got swag!"
Dude 3: "I got Verser next beer pong game!"

Post Up by Mr.Party April 13, 2010

Post up

Get ready to fight

“Your always talking about me just post up”

Post up by Sutton Larson January 2, 2019

Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.

#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...

Post Up by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022

post up

To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.

When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.

post up by susiepostedup December 26, 2010

post up

Just chilling or hanging out somewhere, often with others, while leaning on a wall or post and lifting one leg, placing that foot against the surface you are leaning on. Folding the arms is also common, but not necessary.

"Before the bell rang we didn't have anything to do so we all decided to post up on the wall. It was B.A."

post up by TJCapSix April 15, 2006

post up

to show up at a location, chill or hang at a location. go some where or meet with friends or homies

hey, i gotta go post up in class or they gon' kick my ass out.

post up by 'Preme' January 13, 2008

Post Up

to sit around and do nothing for a long period of time

Ian: Dude im so bored
Sam: Me too
Ian: Wanna post up?

Post Up by stagssssss June 8, 2011