Poseidon's kiss 

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

Poseidon's kiss by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss 

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

Poseidon's Kiss by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!

Poseidon's Kiss by KoalE July 31, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss 

The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.

Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.

Poseidon's Kiss by Funny Boner March 21, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss 

The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.

Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.

Poseidon's Kiss by JohnnyColt420 February 8, 2015

Poseidon's Kiss 

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.

The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.

Poseidon's Kiss by naked jen November 2, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss 

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's Kiss by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024