by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016
by CoC/Tubing March 15, 2023
When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!
by KoalE March 11, 2016
The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.
Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
by Funny Boner December 12, 2015
by Zack_0700 June 22, 2018
Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.
This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.
by charismatix July 28, 2022
Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
by JohnnyColt420 February 9, 2015