Potterized

To become totally obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Potterization may occur because of a friend or family member, or independently. There is no known cure for potterization.

After finishing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, I was totally potterized.

by PrettierThanYourGF April 12, 2016

Potterized

After deciding to start reading the many books of the Harry Potter, you can't put the books down and want to read them all. You become so obsessed, that you must dress up as a member of Gryffindor and now watch all the movies and don't forget to tell your friends about the fine details that the movies left out.

Very cool.

You've been Potterized.

Bill was telling me that he wanted to play quidditch.
What a loser, he's been Potterized.

Sam: Let's go to Diagon Alley.

Steve: (punches Sam in head), shut your Potterized mouth.

by Munch Face November 24, 2010

Portered

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter

The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.

by Skyrdwer September 30, 2020

Portered

To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

by Olio bandito March 4, 2021

Puterized

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

by Caminojen May 20, 2011

Potterized

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.

Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!

by Glen S April 1, 2007

Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018