Pornasaurus Rex

The appairant magical creature that comes to you when you are eighter high or wasted when you look porn.

It is said to look like Barney with sex toy strapt to a belt around his waist.

Friend 1: (Looking at toys) "Wow!" (Nearly Faints)

Friend 2: "What is it man"

Friend 1: " I just saw the Pornasaurus Rex man."

Friend 2: "Wow whats he like?"

Friend 1: "He's awesome!"

by Little Shadow Lurker August 4, 2010

porkasaurus

fat with no hope of ever losing that weight

Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus

by Richard L Mansmann May 4, 2006

pianosaurus

The old pianist who has played at the hotel for forty years. Last new song he added to repertoire was in 1948, about the last time he purchased a new tuxedo.

"I thought that pianosaurus was extinct!" "Can't be! The hotel brochure says "Live Music Nightly.""

by Voltboy May 17, 2006

Pooposaurus

A giant prehistoric dinosaur weighing 50 tons and made out of manoth poop. They are very dangerous as when they step on people they drown in it's poop! They so happen to mostly be homosexual.

Watch out that pooposaurus is running wild and killing people!!!!!

by Superdooperswagguywithnopants May 31, 2015

poonisaurus

A colossal scale of female company in the eyes of bike seat sniffing mother fuckers.

"whoa im getting a poonisaurus vibe from this tupperware party."

- This would be a poons fucking dream come true.

by Phil McGroin January 22, 2004

pinosaurus

it is dinosaur with a big cock

pinosaurus

by Blades777 January 12, 2013

Peenosaurus

A Dino that only eats peen ps an peenivle

Museum person: and here is the fossilized peenosaurus. Me: wow what does it eat. Museum person: well actually it is a peenivle. Me: fascinating.

by Reese’s best friend November 28, 2019