poopus interruptus

when a person is sitting on the crapper and the automatic flush mechanism engages in the middle of his doing his business

he was enjoying the article on lobster fishing when the autoflush went off and disrupted his morning constitutional, causing poopus interruptus.

by elKeitho June 7, 2016

Goopus Poopus

An idiotic creature usually in the form of a small canine. One who is always outside but shits indoors. Constantly getting on your nerves even when they are sleeping. Usually always the scapegoat in every situation. Few reach into adulthood due to such annoying nature.

Latin Name- Goopalus Retardelayo

"Shut the heck up Goopus poopus! No one is talking to you"
"What else can be expected of a Goopus"

"Get the F*** outta here Goopus!"

"Goopalus Retardelous.. "

by LordGoopus September 16, 2019

poopist

When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.

„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“

by chadster69 December 12, 2020

Fast poops

Diarrhea

That Mexican food gave me the fast poops.

by Gabriel Lewis September 1, 2013

Papa's Poops

The uncontrollable diarrhea you get after eating Papa John's pizza. Better ingredients, better laxative, Papa John's.

That was pretty good pizza we had last night but now I've got Papa's Poops. See also Domino's Dump

by BigD1227 January 12, 2011

The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection

Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*

by Large Fumes February 19, 2021

poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021