Dicus Poopsac

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test

When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.

by Mr Lister May 23, 2010

poopowa

To take a shower directly after taking a dump; originates from the combination of "poop" and "shower," where the spelling of "shower" has been altered to "showa" for a creative effect.

After I finish having breakfast, I will poopowa then get ready for the day.

by aKtoremember September 19, 2009

the proposal

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

by greenspan November 29, 2012

Poopasaurus

1. A person that has a considerable amount in poop in his/her pants.

2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.

Person 1: Dude, did u smell Noah back there?

Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!

Person 1: What a poopasaurus!

by Random Air October 15, 2009

Modest Proposal

/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man

A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.

by pete mac May 6, 2007

Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

a modest proposal

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."

Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012