The death that all humanity faces when men watch porn and jack off so much that our groinal region becomes insensitive and our balls must migrate to our chin then no person will think ever again from fear of public orgasms from thinking and scratching their chin. This will lead to mankind being dumb as shit forever.
by Newton of Now April 3, 2008
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by The Armageddon Club July 8, 2012
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The pandemonium created when the Pope comes to a city bringing everything in the city to a grinding halt for several days to allow for pilgrims to witness his holiness.
by ChipF October 11, 2015
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Charlie: Jessica just found out about Carli.
Jerry: By Merlin's beard turn your phone off!!! It's the Pimpocalypse! Hide Bro!
Charlie: Jessica just found out about Carli.
Jerry: By Merlin's beard turn your phone off!!! It's the Pimpocalypse! Hide Bro!
by B-B222 December 13, 2010
Get the Pimpocalypse mug.Panpocalypse refers to a personal pov about the time beginning around the January 2020 when the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 started its spread around the world and had basically affected every continent except Antarctica by the start of June that year. With no end in sight for a cure, the view of this epidemic as apocalyptic can be descriptively referred to by those with such a view as a “panpocalypse.”
This is related to, but should not be confused with, the term “pandemica,” which generally refers to the general state of the world during this period of time, whether it actually is the end of days or not.
This is related to, but should not be confused with, the term “pandemica,” which generally refers to the general state of the world during this period of time, whether it actually is the end of days or not.
Dude 1: “So bro, how’s your quarantine been going during this ridic panpocalypse?”
Dude 2: “Ugh, it’s been really rough man. Tryin to hook up is about a million times harder in pandemica bc of all the six foot social distancing and all the good stompin grounds closed. Back to Tinder I guess!”
Dude 2: “Ugh, it’s been really rough man. Tryin to hook up is about a million times harder in pandemica bc of all the six foot social distancing and all the good stompin grounds closed. Back to Tinder I guess!”
by AliSoFlo May 22, 2020
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by The Infernal Machine June 13, 2022
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