poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra May 13, 2005

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra March 30, 2005

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

poopbutstinkhole

A word that is used when talking to a friend

Hey Gabe SHAW your a poopbutstinkhole

by Troy Aumann and Gabe SHAW December 13, 2018

Poonuts

The result of a man wiping his ass from the front getting stains of his own shit on his gooch. A preferably female way of wiping ass done by a male.

Mark thought it would be funny to get poonuts after he wiped his ass from the front.

by J. Kang June 30, 2008

Poopnut

noun. - a small compact car with plywood like walls and usually driven till destroyed.

1)a Ford Fiesta
2)That is one beautiful poopnut.
3)What is that poopnut doing in this show?!

by Turd Ferguson March 5, 2004

poopynuts

when a black african male poops on his massa to gain confidence for freedom.

African:*shits cutely*poopynuts
Massa: YOU FUCKING NIGGER IM GONNA PUT HUNXHO IN UR ASSHOLE!
African nigga died after that

by hunxchoisdaddy June 23, 2022