poomshie

The external female genetalia

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.

by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010

Poonsurfing

To look at pictures of pussy on the internet.

John: "Hey man, I'm headed out, you wanna come?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"

by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010

poopsuck

the act of sucking out someone's poop from their ass through a straw; or a person who does such a thing

hey man I'll be back in a minute I have to go poopsuck Shelly in the bathroom.

Dude look at the that guys mouth he's definitely a poopsuck.

by Sierra D June 12, 2008

poopsurf

Browse the internet while using the restroom, specifically while pooping. Typically performed with a smartphone, but sometimes with laptops.

I had to take a dump and hadn't read the news yet, so I poopsurfed.

Where's my cellphone, I need it to poopsurf.

Thank God for poopsurfing, because my two favorite things are shitting and email.

by mrbigulls2 January 6, 2010

mt. poopsuvius

A large pile of fecal matter, generally peaking over the water in the toilet.

I always make mt. poopsuvius the day after Thanksgiving.

by wsender December 23, 2009

Poom Pooms

Extremely Short Shorts

It was a hot day, so she decided to wear her poom pooms instead of her jeans.

She should not be wearing those poom pooms with all that cellulite!

by kikikia May 25, 2006

poosungi

poosungi issa badman

poosungi nuh poosunging

by poosungilover3000 January 19, 2023