pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.

Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.

by Pooghost March 21, 2017

Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

Piggeni The Poltergiest

A Roblox trolling YouTuber who uses the Russian military to raid cafe games on the Roblox platform, he also sends in spies to spy on the Frappe owner, Cyrogenix.

I'm subscribed to Piggeni The Poltergiest!

by anonymous November 14, 2020

poltergeist

fucking a bitch in her ass from behind, then switching with a guy without her knowing and walking in front of her waiving

she was about to kick my ass when she found out that i wasnt fucking her in the ass, and that it was her dad...thats the poltergeist

by SPANISH BASTARD September 10, 2003

Poltergeist

When a man gives it to his female partner from behind, then pretends to fall out and switches with his best bud. He then runs to a window and waves at his girl while she takes it from his bud.

"yo she be disrespecting me the other night, so I called up my boy kareem and we be'd poltergeisting that bitch"

by Pechkoff May 25, 2008

poltergeist

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.

the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind

by Andrea M N October 17, 2008

Poltergeist

the act of ceasing all communication with a romantic interest (aka ghosting) but continuing to haunt their social media feeds.

Yeah, she ghosted me but she keeps poltergeisting my Instagram posts.

by DrVenkman June 8, 2015