Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology

The study of Harry Potter majoring in the Philosophers Stone

I have a lecture in Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology, right after my seminar in beast rape

by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

Popology

1. A branch of science that deals with the functions of mass appeal specific to the communications and arts industries.

2. An international media education program designated as a global brand.
POPOLOGY™ is the science and study of popular culture; a portal into a multi-media education program,
with mentoring (via a POPOLOGIST™) as a production service domain.

For his dissertation in popology, Joe drew parallels between of Madonna's bra collection and bras worn by subsequent female pop icons.

by popsiclepop August 25, 2013

onision-pology

When one apologizes for an action by demonizing other people who commit such acts, thereby admitting what they did was wrong like good people, without harming their pride by admitting fault. Used by people such as this eponym's namesake, Onision, and his apologies of sorts for transgressing his girlfriend's boundaries and anti-furry hate speech.

Just three days ago, Altair was screaming FURFAG in my face, but now, he's fucking beating the hell out of people who call me that! Talk about one hell of an excessive Onision-pology.

by Not Aaron Krause July 31, 2016

Pologynal

Not a real fucking word

To the who dumbass mispelt polygonal and made it Pologynal

Fuck you

by H.T.K February 25, 2023

e-pology

An expression of sorrow or admission of guilt achieved via e-mail to limit confrontation, exchange, refutation, or further discussion.

Lily: You'll never believe what Elliott did to me the other day- he totally stood me up!
Pearl: Oh yeah? Did he at least have the courtesy to send you an e-pology?
Lily: Yeah, he said he was sorry he didn't meet me under the clock at eight. Apparently something really important happened.
Pearl: Yeah, right..I'm sure it did..

by Truro Rose October 12, 2008

Poolog

A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.

I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.

by bananas brown June 3, 2005

poolog

To urinate in a person's backpack and then close it.

Wow, I totally just poologged that slampig's backpack.

by NBK May 13, 2005