You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.
by NekoAnimator February 28, 2019
Get the Pool Noodlemug. A teenage guy who thinks he is the absolute shit, but in reality just a weak, flimsy, bony, and cocky individual. They only listen to mainstream rap artists and use daddy's money to flaunt their wealth. They have no muscular strength whatsoever, but still manage to get the hottest girls. Pool Noodles are typically out wearing short shorts with boat shoes and preppy shirts.
by ThatRichSmartGuy February 8, 2020
Get the Pool Noodlemug. When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013
Get the Pool Noodle Ejaculationmug. A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.
Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.
by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 26, 2018
Get the Pool Noodlemug. by nev April 15, 2005
Get the toaster bunny pool noodlemug. A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
by Liza M. June 9, 2010
Get the Noodle poolmug. When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Pool Noodlingmug.