poo fingers

When your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy anal passage.

James said:
'Oh dear, Co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.'

by Poo Fingers March 3, 2009

Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018

Poo Flinger

When two kids are in the tub and one drops a dookie and they start throwing it at each other.

1st Girl: "Hey don't be a poo flinger"
2nd Girl: "Shut up and eat my poo" she says as she becomes a poo flinger

by bodinkie1 October 31, 2009

Poo Fingers

A resident of the town Wauconda, Illinois who typically goes by chris, or shit fist. He who is often mistaken for she, is trade marked by his brown fingers. There are many stories to which he got his name, but the real one is that he fingered his butt NOT his dog's butt. Gosh.

"Who is Poo Fingers?"
"Chris."

by thepollutedcity November 13, 2011

poo flinger

When your arrested in a cell and you act like a baboon and throw poo at the pigs

Ed was so drunk when they arrested him for saluting a ship drunk and naked from his own boat, he became a poo flinger.

by daveypeepee August 31, 2006

Poo-Poo Fingers

Fingering a girl's asshole.

"Hey man, did you give her poo-poo fingers?"

by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012

2 fingers in her poo poo stinker

A sexual act that typically occurs during sexual intercourse.

The giver will thrust his/her index and middle fingers into the anal cavity of the receiver with the strength of a freight train, usually without warning.

"Hey, Bartholomew. Why aren't you at the office?"

"I had some fun with my step-wife last night and rammed 2 fingers in her poo poo stinker. I broke two of my fingers and I'm at the hospital with severe infections and hairline fractures. Sorry, boss."

by I fuck boat June 22, 2019