Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

poink

to have sex with a pig

"Old McDonald had a farm, and was one of the most prolific poinkers of the early twentieth century."

by Koshy August 10, 2005

poink

v. Being retarded and poking someone in the eye.

"Poink! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... Then it's hilarious.

by Irob March 10, 2003

poink

To kill something or blow it up and the sound commonly sounds like poink

MWa ha ha i just poinked you good
I went poink

by jackaman June 14, 2006

Poink

To poink is to have sex with somebody without having an erection.

"Although I'm not turned on by you, Sally, I could still poink you. You might not feel much, but that's all I'll offer."

by Majugs February 23, 2005

Poink

To poink your daughter for being naughty.
AKA fuck her.

I poinked my daughter last night
for being a naughty girl.

Lets poink your daughter
together

by Brooke and Jami January 17, 2009

poink

A synonym for "faggot," but, like that word, "poink" is used loosely and often refers to a dumbass or dickhead.

A - "Why the fuck do you smell so bad?"
B - "Oh, I have a really loose asshole from being butt-fucked so much and I can't keep my farts in."
A - "That's too much fucking information, poink."

by John Jameson January 11, 2009