The action (and noise relating to this action) during intercourse when "it" slips out of the vagina, while at the same moment a sudden rush of air fills the void.
We laughed so hard when, while changing positions, my penis slipped out making a very funny "poink" sound.
by 4nikator May 11, 2008
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When you have sex with someone without having a boner.
I was poinking your mother for quite some time last night; She just couldn't get me excited.
by Majugs February 23, 2005
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The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!
That poink made a very satisfying noise!

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Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?
by Tracey November 20, 2003
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(verb): to hop joyfully and suddenly to life
(noun): the sound made by such action, either real or imagined
When hooly's barrel jumped out of the crusher, typecast exclaimed, "I like how it *poinks* out of there and probably into the hands of an ecstatic, friendly worker."
by SPQC May 2, 2008
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to have sex with a pig
"Old McDonald had a farm, and was one of the most prolific poinkers of the early twentieth century."
by Koshy July 20, 2005
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v. Being retarded and poking someone in the eye.
"Poink! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... Then it's hilarious.
by Irob March 10, 2003
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To kill something or blow it up and the sound commonly sounds like poink
MWa ha ha i just poinked you good
I went poink
by jackaman June 12, 2006
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