plunker

a massive punch through one's ass hole that causes massive amounts of pain.

oh damn, I'm late on my offering; now I'm going to get a plunker!

by smellysockman September 08, 2010

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 20, 2008

Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

by shizark April 19, 2011

Norwegian Plunker

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

Me and my girlfriend needed to spice up our sex life, so I layed a Norwegian Plunker in her.

by Dave B. October 28, 2003

The Plunker

The Plunker is the male that is performing the sexual acts with the Cuck wife while the Cuck watches.

Rothwell asked if Derrick if he would be The Plunker for his next Cuck event.

by Kyzza February 11, 2025

Plunker Woo

An expression of multiple meanings. The writerly version of Aloha. It can be used to express disappointment, general greetings, and as a rallying cry. If you see a writer with a laptop--yell Plunker Woo! And show your support of their endeavors.

I need to get 5k words written tonight, do you want to join me in writing sprints?
PLUNKER WOO! Let's get it done!

by Romance Writer July 12, 2021

plunkered

When you're so tired at the end of the day, you fall where ever you are. Eg. On the couch, chair, bed, or even the floor.

He was so dog tired after working two double shifts, he plunkered out on the couch.

by cbeecbee February 16, 2014