Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.

Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 19, 2008

Plunker

A term used in clash royale when a mother fucker starts acting up by not donating and mooches and whines like a little bitch. Coined by Careyanne78.

That fucking plunker hasn't donated in two days. Das boot the bitch!

by Poopsnap July 1, 2017

Plunker

A large turd named for the sound it makes when it hits the water of a toilet bowl.

Just left a plunker in the shitter.

by gabezilla275 September 7, 2025

Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

by shizark May 9, 2011

Plunker Woo

An expression of multiple meanings. The writerly version of Aloha. It can be used to express disappointment, general greetings, and as a rallying cry. If you see a writer with a laptop--yell Plunker Woo! And show your support of their endeavors.

I need to get 5k words written tonight, do you want to join me in writing sprints?
PLUNKER WOO! Let's get it done!

by Romance Writer July 11, 2021

Norwegian Plunker

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

Me and my girlfriend needed to spice up our sex life, so I layed a Norwegian Plunker in her.

by Dave B. October 27, 2003