plotzed

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

by joeski April 1, 2003

plotzed

Yiddish slang for bowel movement.

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

by don d August 16, 2006

plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

by Joe November 13, 2004

plotz

to burst, as from laughter.

Moishe told a joke that was so funny, I almost plotzed.

by Slouchy McGoon December 15, 2012

plotz

Yiddish slang meaning bowel movement.

I laughed so hard that I almost made a plotz in my pants.

by don d November 22, 2006

plotz

(1)to be completely surprised by something unexpected. sounds like it originated in the 60's.
(2)probably also used by 'hip' street 'dudes' to describe blueprints.
(3)can be used in checkers to prepare an opponent for a major wipeout.

(1)"wait 'til Moe see's how hammered i got without him! he's gonna plotz!"
- H J Simpson
(2)"hey hip dude, check these plotz for my new house, dog." - hip street dude
(3)"when you see this wipeout you're gonna plotz!" - checkers player #1

by failure33object April 24, 2005

plotz

Yiddish slang meaning bowel movement.

I laughed so hard that I almost made a plotz in my pants.

by don d September 13, 2008