bitch please

Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.

Person 1:"Give me $25"
Person 2:Bitch please

by mirgine January 10, 2008

bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 3, 2010

Bitch please look

1. to scan someone from head to foot with a discusted look on your face
2. to roll your eyes at someone

cindy~ what did you do when she found out you were with her boyfriend?

sarah~ I just gave her the bitch please look.

by nessie sparkles January 1, 2011

bitch please

a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.

can i have you back

bitch please

by stupoddd July 18, 2019

Bitch please, get on your knees

the act of the male tellin the girl shes worth no more then to suck his dick and or saying you are a whore n good at it

Tiff: ur gay
sean: Bitch please, get on your knees and suck it

by Dirty knees June 17, 2008

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021