Patrochilles

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too

Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!

by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Thot Patrol

A group of superior entities who's primary goal is to rid the Earth of all thots and thottery alike.

dem dere Thot Patrol haveth clensed my neighborhood of thots

by PsuedOwO June 26, 2017

thot patrol

A squad of real niggas who help lesser niggas identify potential and well know thots in order to stop the thot from playing with a niggas emotions.

nigga: Damn man, this chick is hot!
thot patrol: NO, MAN! She a thot! dont let her play with your heart nigga!
nigga: thanks man!

by Frankuuu December 1, 2016

Platonic Cuddling

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.

I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

by LilithXIII July 4, 2011

Patrolling the Mojave

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

platonic soulmate

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish

Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates

by squishtomarry13 January 27, 2018