It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday

It’s plagues birthday

by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022

Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.

Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!

by MULIDO October 23, 2009

Saturday night plague

A post-1980's discotheque.

Jack: Hey Mark, wanna go to the disco?

Mark: Dude, Jack, it's freaking 2007. That place's a Saturday night plague and has been for at least 17 years.

by Mr. Pie July 23, 2007

SLUTonic plague

a massive outbreak of a sexually transmitted infections or diseases in one area.

Having that girl Staples in town brought about a slutonic plague.

by inthebackseatofyourcarJae June 30, 2008

Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018

Savage Plague

A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.

Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!

Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!

Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava

by BeerChuggin'German October 4, 2009

silvestri plague

A plague derived association with Silvestri. Can be fatal if not treated.

I almost caught Silvestri Plague. Luckily I don't associate with Silvestri anymore and I am Silvestri Plague free!

by Mark Silvestri plague victum April 24, 2017