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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!
by theblobguy September 26, 2008
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placenta

A tasty nutritous snack
Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?
by gronk December 7, 2004
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placenta

A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.

Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?

Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?

Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
by Bradley Pitticus May 3, 2006
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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Holy shit it's a placenta!
by Morte42 September 26, 2008
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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.
by VikaasK September 26, 2008
mugGet the placentamug.

placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"

"No, that's just the placenta."
by Cracked.com author September 26, 2008
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placenta

very warm or conforting
Aww, that's so placenta of you!
by sinbadypants December 15, 2006
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