Pizz

When you take a piss after sex and your urethra is obstructed by jizz which creates a wild flow of unpredictable urine stream that shoots in every direction.

Man, I took a pizz this morning and it sprayed the entire sink, even the mirror and hand towels.

by TheRover October 07, 2017

Pizz

A slimy mixture of piss and jizz that can be left hanging from your dick the next time you go urinate after not wiping/ not wiping well enough after masturbating.

I fapped so hard that there was pizz even after i had wiped my dick!

by Y33T420 July 08, 2018

pizze

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Mmmmmm, Oh la la, pizze. Eat it viss zee pazzte.

by Chief Ginger May 30, 2011

pizz

Sometimes after you masturbate, and take a piss, you jizz a little.

Brandon: Dude! I just just pizzed in the toilet!!!!
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK! DO I NEED TO KNOW THAT!?!?!

by alex t dd ddd August 11, 2009

pizzed

When you're pissed, and you also live in the ghetto.

Leroy was pizzed when Jahmahl was mackin on his babie's momma.

by decoots January 21, 2016

pizz

word of origin - french with a hint of RockRollying

noun: the combination of piss and jizz that is produced and discharged out of a males reproductive organ

Some may enjoy the taste of pizz after enjoying a large melon.

by Melon Defiler May 03, 2011

pizz

When you are taking a piss and miraculously you start jizzing out of you ass onto the floor.

This happens to every man at least once in there life it starts from not masterbaiting for at least 2 days so your jizz needs out some way so it shoots out your ass.

This will leave rashes in your ass for about three weeks.

It will hurt to walk and you can prevent this by shoving a tampon up your ass if this happens twice in a day you will die unless you have butt sex with someone in less than an hour.

Will leave you in a bad mood called P.B.S. which means penis blows penis blows shit!

You havent masterbaited for 2 days and you are pissing suddenly a painful leak out of the bottom of your ass you will just fall to the ground screaming ooouuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhh! You have just pizzed.

"Hey man!Whatsup?"
"Don't talk to me im pizzing man"
"owwwwwwe sorry man "
"Everybody run!!!!!!!!Bill's PBSing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by respectful1 September 15, 2009