pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

pissing in the wind

To piss in someone's ass while they're farting.

"Piss in my ass while I'm farting." "Pissing in the wind, broheimer."

by Wordz Up February 28, 2008

piss in the wind

An alternative way to sing the Bob Seeger song "Against the Wind", especially if it's 3:00 a.m., and you're drunk.

Piss in the wind, keep pissing into the wind.

by MRT3 July 2, 2009

piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.

Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.

by Horace Hornblower August 25, 2008

piss in the wind

go take your futility elsewhere. Your opinion was unfair.

Her: "watching you shove your personal angst into good poetry is like watching a fat woman trying to squeeze herself into my favorite dress."

Him: "Go piss in the wind."

by ALGGG January 19, 2008

piss in the wind

when you take a piss outside and it moves I the wind

yea joe took a piss in the wind yesderday
i heard it went all over his pants because the wind blew it back at him
ROFLMAO!

by YouWatchHentaiYouHornyBastard0 October 3, 2016

piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that

Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004