Pisshard

When a man wake's up with an erected penis and needs to go pee.

Bob: man Dude i woke up with a pisshard today!
Jill: gross! you must of really had too pee!

by CAiNSTUHHhh August 17, 2009

pisshap

a lesser form of pissaster

A pisshap is bad enough, but watch out for pissasters.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

pisshand

1. The act of pissing in same toilet with your mate (not at same time) without flushing. Then getting another persons belonging that they use wth their hands and swirling it around in the piss. Then putting the item back without them noticing. When you see them using it next u can tell everyone tht you pissed on it and chant 'pisshand' at them

2. Old bristolian caretaker bastard who picks up rubbish with a pissed on grabber thing every day

1. Fuck maths, lets piss on Brians grabby thing, then call him a pisshand

2. What an old pisshand twat

by jamesh abdul April 3, 2007

pisshap

An mishap involving urine, usually after a mass amount of alcohol has been consumed.

OMG, Did you hear of Ronnie's pisshap the other night? "He freakin peed on Alan's kitchen table!"

by WasThere August 14, 2009

pissawilla

you piss a little more than the usual and unusual person does

Did you pee in the bed again,That's the third time this week.If you don't get your pissawilla smellin ass in that shower, I'm a beat you like a slave dipped in water.

by Darnise December 28, 2007

pisshammer

showing your love violently thru your peepee hole

I pisshammered your mom!

by RHWiggity March 15, 2005

pisshap

An mishap involving urine, usually after a mass amount of alcohol has been consumed.

OMG, Did you hear of Ronnie's pisshap the other night? "He freakin peed on Alan's kitchen table!"

by IWasThere August 14, 2009