Who pissed in ur cereal

When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!

Who the hell pissed in ur cereal

by Mouse December 3, 2003

who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.

Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!

by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016

Detroit Piston (pissed in)

The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.

Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).

Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!

by Brad Delp April 11, 2008

Who pissed in your vagina

An insult usually used when the receiver is being pissy or being a little bitch

“Fuck you David, you shouldn’t have drank my coffee.” “Jeez Raul, Who pissed in your vagina?”

by david’s left nut February 18, 2022

pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

pished in your chips

To have made a mistake or error of judgement which has serious consequeces.

did you not get me a pint at the bar? that's it you've pished in your chips this time cum bubble!!

by david robertson April 9, 2008

Pisses in the shower

a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.

Person 1: "It's a cool game, right?"
Person 2: "Hell no, this game pisses in the shower!"

by thorogoldd May 8, 2025