Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*
I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
*looks at bike*
I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
by Shitbox enjoyer January 2, 2025

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal
by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.
During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.
by Just a Tip August 2, 2022

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.
by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025
