That dude’s a Piss Bottle Hoarder! He just sits on the couch surfing Internet porn, and pissing in Bottles!
by No Mercy May 29, 2025
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by No Mercy June 15, 2025
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this is when you replace apple juice with piss and let your friend or friends take a nice gulp of "piss in a bottle".
EX: " dude hows the apple juice?"
"it tastes very different.....is it old?"
"no hahha its piss in a bottle! loololollolololol"
"it tastes very different.....is it old?"
"no hahha its piss in a bottle! loololollolololol"
by shaz in a bottle December 4, 2009
Get the Piss in a bottle mug.Coffee was no good for punctuating the tedium unless he was prepared to piss into a bottle (Kate Atkinson-Case Histories)
by fortuneteller657 August 22, 2007
Get the piss into a bottle mug.Coffee was no good for punctuating the tedium unless he was prepared to piss into a bottle (Kate Atkinson-Case Histories)
by fortuneteller657 August 23, 2007
Get the piss into a bottle mug.A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
Get the piss battle mug.A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.
Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025
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